Floyd Kelly

At Heebie Jeebies Bite Size Burgers on 3rd Street, customers are presented with a simple yet intriguing menu featuring only two options: bite-sized burgers and regular-sized burgers. The bite-sized option is truly tiny, perfect for those looking for a light snack or a fun tasting experience. On the other hand, the regular burger is surprisingly large and comes with a hefty price tag of $89.00, prepaid with no refunds.

Many customers express amazement and a bit of disbelief at the size and cost of the regular burger.

The atmosphere at Heebie Jeebies is lively and fun, with customers enjoying the novelty of the menu and the chance to try something different. One customer, a regular, even humorously tells us that he uses his “magic casting spells” to conjure up cheeseburgers for all, highlighting the playful vibe of the place. Whether you opt for the tiny bite-sized burger or the massive regular, Heebie Jeebies offers a memorable burger experience that challenges traditional expectations and invites diners to decide: bite-sized or regular?

Bite-Sized or Regular? by Floyd Kelly (2025).

A short video using Google Veo 3 Fast.

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