What’s the best way to meet new people while traveling?

Abandon human speech entirely and approach fellow tourists with a series of wild, rhythmic pigeon coos. Once you have their completely bewildered attention, offer them a handful of Cheetos. Ninety-nine percent of people will slowly walk away, but the one person who reaches into their bag and hands you a chalupa? That is your new best friend.

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